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# Hahahaha
I love making fires.
I'm burning the following materials. Guess what colour and density the smoke is.
Polystyrene
Cardboard
Wet Cardboard
Newspaper
Shitty Nappies
Leyllandii clippings
PVC film
Grease coated offcuts of cotton cloth.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)
# pretty black and noxious, I would imagine...
good work.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)
# b&q's latest
'impressed neighbour' range?
(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# They have gone quiet.
I really impressed them this morning by using an angle grinder to sharpen the edge of an 18" tyre lever, then I cocked up the petroil mixture of my strimmer. Dense fug of blue two-stroke fumes issued forth.
The smoke from the fire was dense, pallid grey, cloying and stinky.

I have just added 1 gallon of used engine oil. Although still grey, it now has an interesting blue tinge to it, and little streamers of carbon are falling all around.
I hate my neighbours, and hope they all choke to death.
I think they hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)
# I suspect that you are right.
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(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# nice
hey we have real life arsonist on the board.(besides crab bloke)
(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)
# isn't every red blooded male a pyromaniac?
maybe not an arsonist... but definitely in favour of burning stuff and blowing things up.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)
# i used to work with moonbadger
he could light water....

top bloke all round, just don't let him smell parafin.
(cybo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)
# I don't need to smell it.
My willie tingles at the mere mention of readily combustable mid-fractions.
When we gonna do the bio-dee engine?. Not heard from blokie for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)
# think of the toxins pumped into the environment by that wee game.
Please, won't somebody think of the toxins?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# Mmmmm
toxins.

What do you reckon is worse. Incineration or land fill in terms of overall toxicity levels?
(I helped save b3ta! moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)