b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 128082 (Thread)

# Some Quiz
I´ve got a quiz for all of you.
Here is the question:
What did I put into Jennifer Aniston´s hands on the image below?
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:03, archived)
# darth
vader
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:06, archived)
# .
No.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)
# fucksocks.
and now the pictures buggered off!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)
# is it
voltron?
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:07, archived)
# No
Don´t think that abstract. It´s much easier.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:08, archived)
# a recorder
thing that you blow into and it has keys on it like a keyboard?
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)
# .
I think there is only one button on it.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)
# a
bear dildo
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:15, archived)
# dildo
well....
(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)
# nnoooe
b3tan
(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)
# check this out
wwwwwwwwoaooah
darth vader size"
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:17, archived)
# errrrm...
no? :)
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)
# i love the
coke cans layed out next to them.
its like you can make up the size and kind of ./... er ., compare things b4 ordering.

nice one sir cyril but access is more flexibil
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:22, archived)
# fucking hell
go roy!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:21, archived)
# i am so
pleased there is one called Greg (no offence to nice Gregs) coz there is a lad from Uni called Greg and he is an utter tool and deserves to be stuck up the orrifice of someone scary :-D
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:36, archived)
# Now all we
need is Hugo to pop up and announce his real name......:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:57, archived)
# dont worry ill
fill him in in the morning... akakakak
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:03, archived)
# The evil
doktor shines through :)

Acksherly, that laughter effect reminds me of this, courtesy of Mr Scrawn and Mr Lard
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:07, archived)
# good
and what are these men?
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:13, archived)
# Don't you
listen to R1 in the afternoons twixt 13:00 and 15:00?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 19:41, archived)
# surely those
aren't designed for a 'someone' more for an 'it'
(doktored, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:58, archived)
# pepper
mill then...?
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)
# .
No
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)
# is it
the queen?
(SF, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)
# .
No
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:11, archived)
# a glass cock?
roflmao
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)
# .
No
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)
# It really kooks like Darth Vader...
but it´s incorrect
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)
# a
guitar without the bottom thingy?
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)
# .
No
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:12, archived)
# i think its a...
salt/pepper dispenser or unusual cheese grater
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:11, archived)
# an
oscar? nahh, too unlikely
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:13, archived)
# .
No.
I give ya all a cue. The normal colour is red.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:15, archived)
# .
No. Nothing for cooking.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:13, archived)
# looks a bit like (you're pushing me here)
a stylophone. that thing that rolf harris used to advertise.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)
# bottle of something?
jennifer aniston doll?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:14, archived)
# .
No and no
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:15, archived)
# hookah?
gun?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:16, archived)
# ?
A red gun? No!
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:17, archived)
# But a Hookah would be cool
.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:17, archived)
# its
a paddle. for spanking. and dont say no cos i know im right!
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)
# No
Wrong.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:19, archived)
# A FIRE
EXTINGUISHER!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:18, archived)
# That´s
damn right. You won. You win 3 wishes.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:19, archived)
# Great,
now all I need is someone to deliver that guaranteed salary, truckload of beer a month and unlimited livers :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:21, archived)
# You get it.
Just send your address to
[email protected]
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:23, archived)
# Tried that before
and I got summat back even if it WAS a mail bounce :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:27, archived)
# Okay...
then you get something different. You get:
The-feeling-of-beeing-succesfull-and-happy-because of-this *1.
There it is.
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:30, archived)
# Woo to me!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:58, archived)
# -sound of head being slapped-
OF COURSE!
It's all so obvious now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimmeh, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:20, archived)
# *g*
Slap your head one more time, please
(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:21, archived)
# your nob
well wouldn't we all...
(minoltion, Tue 4 Jun 2002, 18:53, archived)