b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 128884 (Thread)

# Fuck.
I work in a cubefarm facing a total nut who just won't stop singing and shouting.
I had peace when he took 2 weeks off - but now he's back.
I just stuck on a pair of headphones with some quality punk rock and they're not coming off.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)
# you farm cubes?
ice cubes or game cubes?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)
# or
Rubik's?
(djmothra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)
# or zodax mystic cubes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)
# maybe even
cola cubes
(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)
# or
those evil cubes from TerraHawks...
(djmothra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:00, archived)
# oh,
thanks... i've spent the last twenty years trying to forget those evil little fuckers...
still at least you didn't force me to remember that evil witch woman who was in charge of them...
(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# her
name was Zelda...
(djmothra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# she was a show girl
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)
# I was thinking that.
But I thought no-one'd get it.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# no she fucking wasn't
(see below)
(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# i know
and here's a picture of her...
somehow seeing her now i'm not as embarrassed of being shit scared of her
(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)
# were they not actually
Kola Kubes?
/end Mr Pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# .
shut it you
(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# don't you try and start a fight with me.
I'll open a can of whup-ass so mean you won't know what's hit you. Matey. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)
# *throws a water bomb at dr phil
then runs and hides behind some dustbins
(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# *levitates*
*creates ball of super-powerful energy between palms*
*frazzles the feckin dustbins*

...ah, and now for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:11, archived)
# facking hell!
didnt know you could do that!
RUNSAwayreallyreallyfa...
(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:13, archived)
# Ms Pedantic,
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)
# possibly even
Dr Pedantic?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)
# Actually.........
...'Kola Cubes' was just a brand name. The cubes were actually made of 'cola', as would be any other cola-cube regardless of brand.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)
# Brain cubes
for restrictive thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:56, archived)