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# some thoughts for the day
A wookie in a bikini holds a sharp stick, fashioned out of tin-plated false teeth, up to a shark's netted curtains, and smells a battery which has been left in a beaker of marshmallows.
The drunken fox returns to a kitchen's midrift after a 46-year delay in which it had bruised some washing-up liquid inside the spongiform knee-cap of a mutated bee, intent on summing up the adequacy of the pope in a 15-syllable word which may or may not rhyme with 'Ontario'.
A teetotal oragami expert from Kent sips some velvet rice farmers, and whistles the sky out of his tendons (armed with toenails? or brisket is contageous).
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:03, archived)
# the best use of language is to communicate an idea
therefore it's generally better to have the idea before you start typing.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)
# ooops
that sounded bitchier than I meant.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)
# I actually quite
enjoyed it!
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# ooooooeeeooo
Robs all nasty today, whattup homie? didnt have your toast this morning?
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08, archived)
# just thought it a bit studenty
arbitrary images with no point.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# sorry ...
was bored, felt the urge to free-associate - amused me, hoped it might amuse someone else ;)
Used to write crapstuff like that all the time when I was a student, just fancied a bit of nostalgia.
Anyway, surely the images are the point?
As one of my friends pointed out, if Vic and Bob do it ("it's about the time of the night I like to pour Golden Grahams on an eagle", etc) it's funny, if anyone else does it, people look at them strangely.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:23, archived)
# sorry
I'll go and have that toast.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:45, archived)
# i think he's trying to fit every letter of the alphabet into one sentence
Or maybe someone slipped acid in his contact lens solution
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)
# the quick brown fox
jumped over the etc, etc.
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:15, archived)
# kinda like
a cross between unpublished Beck Lyrics and Irvine Welsh on acid. gonna set it to muzac?
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)
# Sounds like
it was made with some sort of on-line 'surrealism generator"
(, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:28, archived)