some thoughts for the day
A wookie in a bikini holds a sharp stick, fashioned out of tin-plated false teeth, up to a shark's netted curtains, and smells a battery which has been left in a beaker of marshmallows.
The drunken fox returns to a kitchen's midrift after a 46-year delay in which it had bruised some washing-up liquid inside the spongiform knee-cap of a mutated bee, intent on summing up the adequacy of the pope in a 15-syllable word which may or may not rhyme with 'Ontario'.
A teetotal oragami expert from Kent sips some velvet rice farmers, and whistles the sky out of his tendons (armed with toenails? or brisket is contageous).
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:03,
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The drunken fox returns to a kitchen's midrift after a 46-year delay in which it had bruised some washing-up liquid inside the spongiform knee-cap of a mutated bee, intent on summing up the adequacy of the pope in a 15-syllable word which may or may not rhyme with 'Ontario'.
A teetotal oragami expert from Kent sips some velvet rice farmers, and whistles the sky out of his tendons (armed with toenails? or brisket is contageous).
the best use of language is to communicate an idea
therefore it's generally better to have the idea before you start typing.
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:05,
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ooooooeeeooo
Robs all nasty today, whattup homie? didnt have your toast this morning?
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:08,
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sorry ...
was bored, felt the urge to free-associate - amused me, hoped it might amuse someone else ;)
Used to writecrapstuff like that all the time when I was a student, just fancied a bit of nostalgia.
Anyway, surely the images are the point?
As one of my friends pointed out, if Vic and Bob do it ("it's about the time of the night I like to pour Golden Grahams on an eagle", etc) it's funny, if anyone else does it, people look at them strangely.
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:23,
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Used to write
Anyway, surely the images are the point?
As one of my friends pointed out, if Vic and Bob do it ("it's about the time of the night I like to pour Golden Grahams on an eagle", etc) it's funny, if anyone else does it, people look at them strangely.
i think he's trying to fit every letter of the alphabet into one sentence
Or maybe someone slipped acid in his contact lens solution
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Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:07,
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