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[challenge entry] Yet more crap available from your local video store...
 

 

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:02, archived)
# arf!
that is all.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# le piss du mind
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:06, archived)
# I had
An argument today of who was better, him or Steven Segal...

I cant help but feel I wasted some valuable time
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Jackie Chan would fucking batter both of them
I love Jackie Chan.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# but Jet Li
would turn the lot of em into puree shite!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# But Marlon Brando
oh.........
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# He would
Beat them at a pie contest.

Jackie Chan is the man...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Aye
Jackie is "the business"
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:41, archived)
# he'd eat them all!!!!
Bwah-ha-ha!!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# arf!
anyone have any advice on how to get rid of hooge fucking spiders that run around on your floor?
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:07, archived)
# step on them?
or lure them out with a piece of cheese.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# its more likely to step on me....
its fuggin massive.


*Has a mild fear of spider ever since I had a really weird illness for a week when I was a kid that made me hallucinate them..."
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:11, archived)
# a fruit bowl
and a thin book
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# NOOO
KILL IT!! but be nice to them!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:18, archived)
# ahhh
use the cheese then ;)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Charge them
a $20 entrance fee - that should get rid of all of 'em.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Show the dog where they are
it works for me...he kills them.

Failing that, a hammer!, that will work wonders, plus, you can fix the floorboards while you're at it:)
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:10, archived)
# ARGH
i have one of these too!!! it just ran past me :(
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:15, archived)
# mine just ate my cat.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:16, archived)
# You sod!
I just laughed crunchy breakfast cereal all over my keyboard! What a mess...
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:24, archived)
# weve made friends now. hes called frank.
hes sat on my shoulder, but i think hes secretly trying to eat my hair.
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:28, archived)
# DON'T LOOK NOW!
It's on your left shoulder!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# ask him
if he's called jeff
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Fuggin class
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:08, archived)
# woo!
that is ace!
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:09, archived)
# :)
I say woo yay
(, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 1:14, archived)