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[challenge entry] Wanna be in his gang? er..... no ta

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(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Compo
entry?

Ah, too late. :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Ta
my bad
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# No biggy. :)
Crap joke:

I bought a new voice activated car steroe the other day; it's pretty cool. Say "jazz", and out comes Herbie Hancokc. Say "rock" and out comes Elvis. Say "funk" and you get a spot of George Clinton... Nice.

Anyway, I was driving to work the other day, when two kids ran out in front of me. I had to slam on the brakes and swerve to avoid running them over... I wound down my window and shouted "Fucking kids!", and my stereo started playing bloody Gary Glitter.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I've never heard of Tax Free day....
does that mean from now on, all money that would go on taxes now go in our pockets? or is it just for the day...

im trying to work out if I should declare all my earnings right now or not.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# ?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Today is Tax-Free day.
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I need proof
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# They do it in Texas and North Carolina
once a year. Not sure if it happens anywhere else...

Edit:

You can consider, as a UK resident, that 7th Jun is your first "tax free day", i.e. the total tax you will pay in a year is roughly equal to your wages up to that point. (For an "average" person.)

Look here for a bit more detail.
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Oh!
I don't pay taxes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Then you
shall burn in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:47, archived)
# You never buy a drink?
Or clothes or anything else on which VAT is imposed?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Perhaps
she steals everything... Or lives in an airport and shops Duty Free the whole time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:52, archived)
# ditto
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# So does that mean
tabs n drinks cheaper ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I did
Mr. Fiddler on the Roof...

/obscure Carry on Camping reference...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Heh..
that am de best.
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# that
is fantamabulous
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)