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# doesn't just
make you hungry then?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Oh
my go...*bleurgh...h0ik...BlEcchhh*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:19, archived)
# that's it bovine,
get it all up... that's better
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# It's making my cunt ache.
And my giblets quiver.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I'll set em up
you knock em in.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I'm ready.
Go easy on my hymen.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# sellotape not
holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I don't know what YOU'RE accustomed to in good grooming...
...but sellotape just doesn't cut the mustard.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:24, archived)
# ah - should of remembered -
here - take the gaffer tape - it's thi...
oh nothing.

wanders off to do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Perhaps you should of done that earlier.
Comprehensive school flotsam!

(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# school?
errr. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# oi
that's my school you're dissing, that is

not that is wasn't shit, mind
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# I realise your parents were probably miners or summat...
..but if your father and mother had cut out the fags and lard, they could have sent you to Roedean!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Roedean is a
girls school, poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Bless you for that.
Get back to your reworking of the conditional past!

You shouldn't of said that! Roedean wouldn't of noticed.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:35, archived)
# a
aaa
(Commie Bastard, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Still scared,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Pussy.
Willow.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Its the same
scaredness you get before going on a roller coaster.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:25, archived)
# And you still won't look at my publicity shots!
I'll just go to Peck & Peck.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)
# No,
I'm scared not stupid. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Take a pill.
And think of me as your muse.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Good advice
but no.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Are you a scientologist, Bovine?
Have you been doingness yet?

Come to the temple and fill in a form with me...

Your scripts will suddenly be terribly popular.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:31, archived)
# What?
Eh?
Confused.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Slap!
And ties Bovine to his (rather careworn) commode.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Is it time for
the ointment, nurse?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Yes. You've been very awkward today Bovine.
I'm going to have to apply the linament with the pumice stone again.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Oh,
do you have that bit of leather to chew on...that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:42, archived)
# No.
You don't deserve any pain relief. You can chew on my leathery labia though.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:43, archived)
# yes, actually
seeing as I just puked my lunch down the bog. I am now hungry again :-)
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Mon 2 Jun 2003, 15:26, archived)