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[challenge entry] my girlfriend's too scared to post this herself
and considering she's normally too scared to touch the 'big and scary' photoshop, this ain't half bad!

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(nicepaul, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:03, archived)
# well done
your girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:05, archived)
# Woo
and yay. Tell your girlfriend she has nothing to be afraid of.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# apart
from THE FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# The fear
goes without saying. And she may be afraid of big scary Furtive. It's not likely, but neither is a whelk learning to ride a unicycle while juggling walruses.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)
# that
as well .
be afraid.
be reeeeeeeeaaaaallyyy
afraid .


or not ; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)
# your girlfriend
is using obscene language.

Take your belt to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Do women talking dirty
make you want to drop your trousers?
(Astatine, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:08, archived)
# depends which women.
and what kind of dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# hmm
i may have to take up random swearing
you son of a walrus felcher
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)
# flat-worm fondling
sludgemonger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:22, archived)
# I think she has nothing to be ashamed of
I even like the colors!
Some one sent me this as a possible addition to my art or crap quiz.
WARNING: the first link is Not Safe For Work.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:09, archived)
# blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:10, archived)
# What the fuck is that?!


(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:11, archived)
# It's called Lonesome Cowboy
I think as an allusion to the encircling rope of sploodge?
I like the photo of the artist standing near it looking as if he is regarding it critically. It seems to have been exhibited at the Centre Georges Pompidou or am I just reading things funny after seeing that picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Yes it would allude
to being regarded as a work of art.

Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)
# thankyou everyone
i am the potty mouthed girlfriend responsible for that fruit-based atrocity.

the pompidou centre has had an exhibition of homoerotic work in the last year, so i think that statue was exhibted in that.

(also it would seem my spelling has dived downhill)
(princessrelly, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:18, archived)
# "21 homos sur mon site"
He shouldn't jump to conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 2 Jun 2003, 20:23, archived)