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# I just want to know
it must go somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# maybe they chew it like cows do with the cud?
If they have 2 stomachs...

one for food, and one for poo?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# that's worse
than just having a dump...chew it?
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# So women
have two stomachs.
That explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# Being a biologist of sorts,
i feel i should shed light on the situation.

Ladies are perfect, therefore there digestive system is perfect. They absorb everything they eat, therefore no poo.

This phenomenon also explains why ladies tend to eat smaller portions, because they don't waste any, like we big shitting machines.

QED :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Listen spunky old chap.
I like women a lot, I do.
But calling them perfect is just go to far.


I understand that the above comment may make me unpopular with the fairer sex whom I love dearly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# elegantly put.
Thank you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)