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# i'll tie him
to a radiator and make him eat his own hair. You can't digest that.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Will that make his bum leak
then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)
# yeah!
chain him up and feed him a diet of human hair and Olestra!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)
# Can you imagine
them reading archived b3ta pages aloud in court?
"At this point the defendant said, and I quote, 'Woo, yay, and houpla.' Clearly this is the sign of a troubled mind."
(OtaKuno, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)
#
'And the client agreed that he couldnt fucking hummus before admitting his last post had been spazzed.'
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)
# *snort*
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)