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# Get her shagged.......
....what's the fucking matter with you?
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# I really seriously was thinking about making the moves
after she finished. but then she said "absolutely no sex" in a way that I knew if I tried anything it would be saying "I don't take you seriously at all", and in a way that I knew that she wouldn't find that at all endearing.
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# you could have tried
"well I suppose I can wait two days if you can"
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# damn you!
damn you! damn.
what are you doing for a living rogan?
would you like to move into my head and give me pick up lines when I need them?
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)
# I
don't know, is there much room?

Maybe when she's finished you can just say 'so, how about that sex then?'. There's a veeeery slim chance it will work...
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)
# exaahctly!
yev gohta 'ave tha patter dint ya? If yes hed, then mebbe yed be lined up fer a spot a pressure massage eh eh?
( whoooa, reading Irvine welsh is not helping my fragile little mind)
(, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)