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# get this.
I go to an acupuncturist.
she acupunctures me.
in her hotel room.
while she's doing so she's leaning over me and I'm really attracted to her, and I'm no swine so I don't hit on her or anything... but!
when she's done she says 'no alcohol, no sauna, and no sex. for two days. this includes doing it yourself.'
I couldn't believe it. And I also can't believe I'm still at it. (the sauna part was easy)
I've got two more sessions with her til she fucks off back to Finland.
*sigh*
she's so booootiful too.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# the fact that your in
a hotel room with a finnish acupuncturist and your not puttin the moves oan her s=doesnt show that your not a swine, it shows that your gay... gay la lal laa laa! Gay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)
# it does?
damn!
I thought I was being a gentleman!
damn damn damn!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)
# Nope
You're being *gentle to men*
</most laboured gag ever>
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# a gentleman?
on B3ta? we have a gentleman here?
good lord...
considering the lot that shows up on this board daily I never would have suspected that you were a gentleman!
(Idyll23, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# i am a gentle man
but no, i am not a gentleman.
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# Has it worked?
Do you feel better?
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)
# I feel painfully sober
and horny and like I'm about to explode.
I can't remember what she was supposed to be curing, so I guess it worked!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# I think it
was your rampant libido that she was trying to cure.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# s'pose you
need a wank then :oD
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# Get her shagged.......
....what's the fucking matter with you?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# I really seriously was thinking about making the moves
after she finished. but then she said "absolutely no sex" in a way that I knew if I tried anything it would be saying "I don't take you seriously at all", and in a way that I knew that she wouldn't find that at all endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)
# you could have tried
"well I suppose I can wait two days if you can"
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# damn you!
damn you! damn.
what are you doing for a living rogan?
would you like to move into my head and give me pick up lines when I need them?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)
# I
don't know, is there much room?

Maybe when she's finished you can just say 'so, how about that sex then?'. There's a veeeery slim chance it will work...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)
# exaahctly!
yev gohta 'ave tha patter dint ya? If yes hed, then mebbe yed be lined up fer a spot a pressure massage eh eh?
( whoooa, reading Irvine welsh is not helping my fragile little mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)