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# Close.
A nun with a javelin through her wimple.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Mother, but I dont want to visit Grandma.

Shut up and keep digging.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)
# What's the difference between a truckload of ball-bearings
And a truckload of dead babies?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# You can't unload the
ball bearings with a pitch fork?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# You went to the
same school of truckers that I did, evidently
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)
# how many babies can you fit in a car?
depends if you've removed the limbs yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Seems so,
Do you remember Big Al Johnson?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# you can't fuck
ball bearings?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:41, archived)
# erm...
if you want more like that...
www.dead-baby-jokes.com
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# my grandad used to live in holland.
he wore inflatable shoes.

Last week he popped his clogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha
well, new to me
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:47, archived)
# what do you get if you put a leper in a jaccusi?
Porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 6 Jun 2003, 16:39, archived)