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[challenge entry] A duck bill shatner puss

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(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:04, archived)
# omfg
you loon !!
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:05, archived)
# I shall take that
as a compliment.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:06, archived)
# That's no loon
I think it's a tern
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:07, archived)
# It's a duck.
Or that's what the image was called.

I may have been misled.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:09, archived)
# A tern is a kind of duck.
Like a goose is.

I think.

(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:11, archived)
# Dammit Jim,
I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Hello
Bill
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:05, archived)
# My god
He's an ugly swine, isn't he?

Apparently, he wore a girdle of the Star Trek set to keep his waist in. FACT.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:06, archived)
# But it was a...
SPAAAAAAAYAAACE girdle.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:07, archived)
# quick tell
popbitch
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:08, archived)
# Pfft
I don't think they'd be interested
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:08, archived)
# I just Googled "Shatner girdle"
And the internet thinks it's true, so it must be true
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:10, archived)
# I just google-girdled Shatner
I think he enjoyed it.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:11, archived)
# I think
we all enjoyed it
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:12, archived)
# I don`t care!
just track down a track called "In Love" that he did with Ben Folds - that`ll set the record straight!
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:09, archived)
# I have that.
The man is a parody of his self-parodying self.

Or something.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:10, archived)
# yeah
and it`s CLASS!
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:13, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly.
But the stunned silence during 'Rocket Man' was the pinnacle of his career.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:19, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes!

that was a fucking classic!

I`m gonna marry you!
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:25, archived)
# that is a tune
the 'band' on that one is offically "Fear of Pop" isn't it though (just incase anyone was reaching for Kazaa)
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:11, archived)
# blimey
I didn`t know that!

I saw Ben Folds in concert with The Divine Comedy (he did solo, The Divine Comedy Came on, and they did a duet thing at the end), and he blew (solo!) The Divine Comedy away. And they are a good band.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Wo wo wo press pause rewind sunshine.
too much
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:07, archived)
# YES YES YES!
YAY! for Shatner!

You get a Jean-Michel Jarre trolley dash, my man

(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:07, archived)
# Guffaw
Why ... why do I like that so much?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:08, archived)
# same reason I do?


just cos..........?
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:08, archived)
# It may be because
JMJ's so po-faced
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:09, archived)
# JMJackass
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:09, archived)
# My first woo-yay.
I am touched.







And it's me who's doing the touching. Mmm...
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:08, archived)
# glad to hear it!
I was wanking when I typed this.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2003, 3:14, archived)