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# I'm confused
I have been watching Big Brother for a while now.

The Idea of Big Brother is based on the totaliarian dictatorship described by George Orwell in his book 1984.

And yet not once, not once has any one had a cagefull of starved live rats strapped to their face. This can't be right surely?

And I was so looking forward to the bit where they get shot in the back of the head when they least expect it.

Hrumph.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# suddenly it sounds
like it has potential.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)
# now I'd
watch that! Particularly the sad celeb wannabees who populate that waste of airtime. Much like Diners. Did I mention it was crap?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)
# It would
be much more fun if each week someone was tortured till death than just simply eviction
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)
# Aye,watch
'em queueing up for the next series of THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Ten woos
and a bucket of fucking hummus to the first one to post a picture of Jade with a cagefull of rats on her face...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)
# i dont think my stomarch..
would be able to stand staring at her ugly mug
(santa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# wot about
the poor rats?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)
# It's
her huge nipples that make me wince.

*shivers*

NSFW clicky
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)
# there's something quite fascinating about those...
it's the head of a pig which floats a foot above them that I can't handle...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)
# aaaaaah Pigs-ay
</monkey>

she just needs the hat really.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# fucksocks. It's difficult
to find a picture of Pigsy (Toshiyuki Nishida) that fits the bill, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)
# Maybe
one of them has to have unauthorised sex first before the real Big Brother kicks in. Just like happened to John Hurt in the book.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:44, archived)
# no
they knew about him years in advance

all they need is for davina wossface to give em a shifty look before they go in
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)