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# Hello Everyone
I'm back in the world of onlineage again. Hope you all had a luvly christmas / new year etc.



I can summon this kitten by blowing a special whistle.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:37, archived)
# Hello crab bloke!
I was just talking about one of your brothers from Norwich. Did you have lots of nice soup at christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:40, archived)
# Yes thankyou
I was very gluttonous indeed. Not as bad as that kitten though. Did the boys get any good toys? I got sunglasses with mirrors that let me see behind me surreptitiously, which are very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:43, archived)
# They'll be very usefull
in your quest for world domination. The boys got mostly train and car based toys. I got to drink lots, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:52, archived)
# Yup
I got an alien mask with voice alienator speaker thingy too, which is terrifying, and an i-cat of which the real cat is very scared. hooray for christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:50, archived)
# oh yes
i also got the melancholy death of oyster boy, which is absolutely brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:58, archived)
# That is
the Tim Burton book, isn't it? I really like it. It's quite scary though.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 6:06, archived)
# Yup
and yup, very dark in places. genius.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 7 Jan 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Hurray.
I got a blender. To make soups with. Yummy.
I also own a pair of those glasses. They make you look at odd angles and hurt my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:53, archived)
# Blenders
are very good for making baby food too. Just incase you need to know..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 4:59, archived)
# I saw a man in the supermarket
yesterday with 6 boxes of babyfood. They were all rice pudding. I wonder if his child likes rice pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:01, archived)
# I think all babies like it
Ours would live on it. That and cheesy tomatoe bake in a packet (which smells like vomit). They have no sense of what's nice..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:05, archived)
# I thought all baby food smells like vomit
That way you don't know the difference before and after and don't get too upset.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:27, archived)
# i have terrible trouble
with babies clamouring at the door every time i vomit. they're insatiably ravenous I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:52, archived)
# Wow
you got some good presents this year then.
I'm still trying to work out how to play the games
on my Shrek DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:24, archived)
# I have to admit to being
officially addicted to bejewled now.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 7 Jan 2002, 5:28, archived)