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# Dentist! Dentist!
I need my tooth taken out.

D: Why?

I can't stand it's constant screaming!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# ice cream
i got a lecture today about how it should be called ICED cream.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# and lectures should really be called
Recollectures
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# wax paper
=
WAXED paper.

one of my feminazi teachers used to say HeRstory instead of history.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# thats so fucking stupid
would she say herstorectomy too?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# and her penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# She also
made us girls build a big red tent in the corner of the room and called it a womb.
i still have nightmares.
(Mademoiselle BOO, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# How rare
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)