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# Her name is Arthur
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:11, archived)
# had
her
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# I had her mum.
that's ma girl! woo!
TJ. i made this take thee a looksee!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Um, yes
*Holds groinal area protectively*
Very good, like the wibbly wobbly style lots.
Was going to say lovely, but then I saw all of it, and it's not ;)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:18, archived)
# that`s
class!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# she was
a showgirl.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# he was a boy
can i make it any more obvious?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# i shall call him
god


woo
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# it looks too noisy
otherwise I'd want one
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# christ our lord,
how does it poo?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# prolly
in piles.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# jamaica
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# how does a bananaman poo
?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# in a bathroom.
a sensible bathroom, mind you.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# stupid
bathroom
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# shut the fuck up,
ian!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:16, archived)
# namist!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# nae miss,
some bigger boys done it.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# What have you got against
'Nam?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:19, archived)
# don't joke about 'nam.
you weren't there man. YOU WEREN'T FUCKIN' THERE MAAAAAAN. VIET-FUCKIN'-NAM MAN.

*adopts 1000 yard stare*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:22, archived)
#
I was once threatened by a kid who said his cousin was going to beat me up... and that he was hard, because he was in vietnam.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
#
confirmist!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:23, archived)
# you mean
a bishop?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Dentist! Dentist!
I need my tooth taken out.

D: Why?

I can't stand it's constant screaming!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# ice cream
i got a lecture today about how it should be called ICED cream.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:14, archived)
# and lectures should really be called
Recollectures
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)
# wax paper
=
WAXED paper.

one of my feminazi teachers used to say HeRstory instead of history.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:17, archived)
# thats so fucking stupid
would she say herstorectomy too?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:20, archived)
# and her penis?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:24, archived)
# She also
made us girls build a big red tent in the corner of the room and called it a womb.
i still have nightmares.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:28, archived)
# How rare
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:32, archived)
# as well
it should be...

WTFwooBeast!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Yikes!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# hello arthur
*waves*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:13, archived)
# awww
she wants her bokkle.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2003, 22:15, archived)