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# Big Ben
appears to be suffering from erectile dysfunction...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:45, archived)
# A-hem
St Stephen's Tower thank you very much...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Yes,
because the Bell is called Big Ben blah de blah de blah de blah.

No-one likes a whiner.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# And black is a SHADE not a color!
I hate people who do stuff like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah and people who say
"Actually Frankenstein wasn't the name of the monster" and people who are telling you about a film they've just seen, who start with the phrase "Of course the book..."
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# No! You don't have 10 fingers!
you have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Brides never walk down the aisle
coz thats the bit at the side....
(Flower has a new job!, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Although
in this context, it's probably best not to associate my good name with the tower.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# pffffffffffffft
see below, in response to uncle travelling matt
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:50, archived)
# i'm going to change my name to that for today
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:53, archived)
# yay!
fraggletastic : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:56, archived)
# A yank friend of mine
was invited to his bird's parents' posh house in the country for a party, he asked her how he should dress, "Fancy" was the response.

So he decided to go as Travelling Plaid Man, wearing plaid/tartan shirt, suit, tie, shoes, socks, pants and hat and carrying a selection of tartan luggage.

Turns out she meant "fancy" as in "smart" and poor Johan got very embarrassed when he turned up for the swanky do.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:57, archived)
# good story
needs a dinosaur, but a good story nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I love it
purely because of the name Travelling Plaid Man. He's my hero.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Yay
for amoosing anecdotes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I hear you're barbecuing it up with us this weekend
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:03, archived)
# I am indeed
although it seems, unless someone wants to offer me a place to stay (HINT!), you'll again be spared the sight of pissed Ijon...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)
# I would
but unfortunately I live in a shoebox - I have one room with bed/kitchen facilities and a bathroom. So there's really no room for visitors, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)
# How big's
your bath?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# fooking tiny
actually. Just right for me but a nightmare for anyone over 4 foot tall.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# I may be able to help you
though I can't say for sure right at this moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Cool.
Just m3ssage me when you know either way.

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# well you
can't see the bell, so that might be suffering from the same afflliction as the tower.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 9:54, archived)