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# hmm.
I'll have 'froward' if I may.

Boring story - in a seminar at uni we had to pick a word to sum up the themes we wanted to discuss in a certain play. The person before me said 'Can I have gender please?', which was what I was going to say, so without thinking I said 'Okay then, can I have sex please?'

Much hilarity ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03, archived)
# did they say
yes or no?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# The incredibly camp tutor said
"Ooh darling, if you must!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
so did you?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05, archived)
# *sigh*
No. No, I can officially confirm that I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# and did you have sex in the seminar or not?
or did you find a broom cupboard in the hallway?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# carry on
lecturing
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)