I'll just reply hereto satisfy my desire for symmetry.
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jonas is not my name,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11,
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to yer momsI came to drop bombs
I've got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms.
(I've got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:11,
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nothat's not the next line At All.
It goes: And just like the prodigal son I've returned
Anyone stepping on me'll get burned.
(It goes: And just like the prodigal son I've returned
Anyone stepping on me'll get burned.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:14,
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and if you don't like the shit i'm peddlingi'll gladly buy a new bike!
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:15,
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after i bust up my ho'sand buy some new clothes
i'm going to eat a gibbon
but not a dog,
i don't like those.
(i'm going to eat a gibbon
but not a dog,
i don't like those.
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:19,
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I used to like that songuntil I had been near far too many blokes "jumpin' aroun'" and shouting the lyrics in each others faces.
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Dr Drink,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17,
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It's a top song except that bit about smackin' hos...
pxyzyzygy,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23,
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A RACALIST HOW TERIBLE WE CANT HAEV TAHT ROUND H3RE1!!1 OMG WTF LOL new_matt,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05,
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right on brotherfight the power. hang on, i've replied to the wrong post
( new_matt,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01,
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You think you allthat but you ain't. You ain't even half of that (ricki lake 'talk to the hand' and appropriate head toss) yes, heheheh, I said toss!
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02,
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?dos esta con etcha?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:57,
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Can I please just at this point say"nuance"?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 12:58,
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u all hatand no trousers
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:00,
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i think you'll find itu are not even hat.
at least speak in a correct fashion, you lower class pleb.
(at least speak in a correct fashion, you lower class pleb.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:01,
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you can take the boy out of gloucestershirebut you can't take the gloucestershire out of the boy, you snob
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02,
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i'm from essexoriginally.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03,
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at least i'm not welsh(and i'm still in gloucestershire at the moment, so i've not been taken out of it)
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06,
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lets gang up on himgrab his arms...
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:17,
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And you turncoator I'll whip you both with me Ben Sherman shirt and slap you about the face with me Burberry cap.
( Ijon Tichy,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:23,
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a good choice sirand it's on special this week, only £3450, so if you like to follow me to the cash register.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02,
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hmm.I'll have "froward" if I may.
Boring story - in a seminar at uni we had to pick a word to sum up the themes we wanted to discuss in a certain play. The person before me said "Can I have gender please?", which was what I was going to say, so without thinking I said "Okay then, can I have sex please?"
Much hilarity ensued.
(Boring story - in a seminar at uni we had to pick a word to sum up the themes we wanted to discuss in a certain play. The person before me said "Can I have gender please?", which was what I was going to say, so without thinking I said "Okay then, can I have sex please?"
Much hilarity ensued.
Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03,
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The incredibly camp tutor said"Ooh darling, if you must!"
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:05,
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*sigh*No. No, I can officially confirm that I didn't.
( Dr Phil Kitten,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06,
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and did you have sex in the seminar or not?or did you find a broom cupboard in the hallway?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04,
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no you have to work hard to get them and they come in many different flavours.
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04,
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I find "dais"to be appropriate in these situations.
( Ijon Tichy,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:03,
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I find if you cut onionunder water, you avoid stinging eyes
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Pootle,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:02,
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It's like the stick a bit of bread in your mouth methodI think they ensure you breathe through your mouth, so the onion juice doesn't get into your nasal passage, so it doesn't affect the tear ducts.
/pet theory
(/pet theory
Pootle,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:06,
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if you leavean open tin of paint in the corner of the room it removes the unpleasant smell of onions. or something
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Spoon,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04,
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That's a bit dangerous though...put onions in the fridge for about an hour prior to chopping them. This slows the chemical reaction that causes the crying.
Do all the peeling & chopping first, leaving the root on for as long as is onionly possible to delay any tears.
(Do all the peeling & chopping first, leaving the root on for as long as is onionly possible to delay any tears.
butchbint,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:09,
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butif you're in a hot kitchen they'll warm up again quick sharpish.
much better to put your eyes in a fridge whilst chopping, keeps 'em cool and fresh the whole day
(much better to put your eyes in a fridge whilst chopping, keeps 'em cool and fresh the whole day
atomboy,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:16,
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you likebag please?
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 13:04,
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