then spread it over yourselfand dance naked on Clapham common? What? Again? It's not even midnight yet.
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pep,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:56,
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i hear some people there like to goup the junction
I never thought it could happen
With me and the girl from Rackhams.
Her face was full of make-up.
She always smelled so fragant.
I asked what her name was,
She told me it was Paula.
I said "I'd like to date you,
But I wish you were taller".
She told me she was kneeling,
and I could have hurt her feelings.
But really she was 6'2,
So did i think that would do?
I jumped over the counter,
I fell and looked up at her.
I said "Let's be together",
And she said "Yes, forever".
We dated for a few months,
And everything was rosey.
I'd walk her back home from work,
We'd dine and then get cosy.
One night from out of nowhere
She said those magic 10 words.
"I've brought some lubrication,
I want it up, the junction".
(I never thought it could happen
With me and the girl from Rackhams.
Her face was full of make-up.
She always smelled so fragant.
I asked what her name was,
She told me it was Paula.
I said "I'd like to date you,
But I wish you were taller".
She told me she was kneeling,
and I could have hurt her feelings.
But really she was 6'2,
So did i think that would do?
I jumped over the counter,
I fell and looked up at her.
I said "Let's be together",
And she said "Yes, forever".
We dated for a few months,
And everything was rosey.
I'd walk her back home from work,
We'd dine and then get cosy.
One night from out of nowhere
She said those magic 10 words.
"I've brought some lubrication,
I want it up, the junction".
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:00,
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You mean bumming, don't you?Well, I don't find the antics of deviants to be one bit amusing.
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Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:01,
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