Look what i found in my mailbox!
the smallest kitten in the world.
Looks like he's doing a big pooand really enjoying it
(
wayward.,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:04,
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threadjacki am in st pancras station on one of these new fangld telephone internet thingies. i am very bored. that is all.
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:54,
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pancrarseeverywhere in london is on a slant and the escalators in the tube are too steep for my liking. bloody southerners
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:55,
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wellthen check out what some cleverclogs has made
edit:argh i dont get it.
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:57,
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edit:argh i dont get it.
that old thing...it can only be one possible picture if you do it right. try doing what it says but with different numbers and check what picture it is. all the same. then a different picture next time.
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:15,
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i'm going to be at kings crossin less than an hour. the exciting life I lead.
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rob,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:57,
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nah, sorryI've got to run around this evening. Much like a Hamster - but with slightly less point.
( rob,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:00,
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thosewont lets you leave it on porn and walk away, ive yet to find one that lets you look at porn in public
(
ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:55,
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I stuck 1 quid in one the other dayand left it playing the b-b-b-birmingham thing. How we didn't laugh.
( rob,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:55,
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good idea.i am stuck here till seven and i cant afford to get drunk
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:56,
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yeahbut there is only so many times yu can pretend to be intrested in muscle weekly. damn these buttpns are hard to press
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:00,
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Go Norththen East then examine door
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:56,
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I'm going to make that into Jam.Or a conserve. Oh I don't know. I like them both.
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:54,
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then spread it over yourselfand dance naked on Clapham common? What? Again? It's not even midnight yet.
( pep,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 17:56,
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i hear some people there like to goup the junction
I never thought it could happen
With me and the girl from Rackhams.
Her face was full of make-up.
She always smelled so fragant.
I asked what her name was,
She told me it was Paula.
I said "I'd like to date you,
But I wish you were taller".
She told me she was kneeling,
and I could have hurt her feelings.
But really she was 6'2,
So did i think that would do?
I jumped over the counter,
I fell and looked up at her.
I said "Let's be together",
And she said "Yes, forever".
We dated for a few months,
And everything was rosey.
I'd walk her back home from work,
We'd dine and then get cosy.
One night from out of nowhere
She said those magic 10 words.
"I've brought some lubrication,
I want it up, the junction".
(I never thought it could happen
With me and the girl from Rackhams.
Her face was full of make-up.
She always smelled so fragant.
I asked what her name was,
She told me it was Paula.
I said "I'd like to date you,
But I wish you were taller".
She told me she was kneeling,
and I could have hurt her feelings.
But really she was 6'2,
So did i think that would do?
I jumped over the counter,
I fell and looked up at her.
I said "Let's be together",
And she said "Yes, forever".
We dated for a few months,
And everything was rosey.
I'd walk her back home from work,
We'd dine and then get cosy.
One night from out of nowhere
She said those magic 10 words.
"I've brought some lubrication,
I want it up, the junction".
Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:00,
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You mean bumming, don't you?Well, I don't find the antics of deviants to be one bit amusing.
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:01,
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Pep lovey......I wish you'd stop projecting your terrible private longings onto me. I would like to oblige you with the Jam thing, but it would interfere with my hairdo and clothing.
(,
Wed 11 Jun 2003, 18:05,
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