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# Woo!
P.S. He's wanking as I write this
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:14, archived)
# is he constantly wanking forever, waiting to be linked to?
or does he wank on demand?

/rosey's question
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I'd imagine
There's a 'wank/don't wank' switch on the base
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:17, archived)
# maybe
he only wanks when you look at him?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hmmmm,
yeah, but idealism is bollocks. his wanking persists whether he's being looked at or not.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:19, archived)
# If a tree wanks in the forest
does it make a mess?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Not often you find people
theorising on when and why one the world's greatest sculptures wanks
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)
# But now you're here
aren't you glad you found us?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)