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# Right.


I'm off to bed. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Night night
keep away from my house :-D
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:12, archived)
# wtf
is going on there?
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# baz
wanks the furniture
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# wanking
looks like
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# WANK IT
WANK IT HARD
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)
# did they have mario
in the renaissance?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:19, archived)
# oh god no
I really didn't need that image coming back to haunt me!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:19, archived)
# night
night :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# wanking as he is being sculpted?
good night you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# hmmm
methinks there was an edit there ;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Nooooo
No No No No No, I would never dream of it :0
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Blimey
Even I can spell wankinf right ;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)
# I might as well
repost as I woo that : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Thomas the Wank Engine
...do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# nope
cos that's not what it is :P

someone posted the still pic a few weeks ago, I felt it needed a little animating. my original didn't have spurtage, I added that after it was requested.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:17, archived)
# do you often add spurtage
on request?
(martian, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)
# only in
the right circumstances
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:19, archived)
# That's horrible.
(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Woo!
P.S. He's wanking as I write this
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:14, archived)
# is he constantly wanking forever, waiting to be linked to?
or does he wank on demand?

/rosey's question
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I'd imagine
There's a 'wank/don't wank' switch on the base
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:17, archived)
# maybe
he only wanks when you look at him?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hmmmm,
yeah, but idealism is bollocks. his wanking persists whether he's being looked at or not.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:19, archived)
# If a tree wanks in the forest
does it make a mess?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Not often you find people
theorising on when and why one the world's greatest sculptures wanks
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:21, archived)
# But now you're here
aren't you glad you found us?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Heh,
he stopped wanking then...

imagine, wanking for ever, but never reaching a climax...
(DuckieMonster, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Oh dear
It would be tormention [sic?] for men around the world
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:23, archived)
# I think you just made up a word.
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:28, archived)
# .
alternate title: How They Get Mortar
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:39, archived)
# Maybe...
jsut maybe.... he's got a really bad itch....

Or am i the only one who uses that excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Wed 11 Jun 2003, 23:55, archived)