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# The smart money
was on an OBE for Liam



(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# oh yuck!
that's foul! hehehe
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:00, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# hmmm puzzling
.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# definitely.
flemish is fun ;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# no
homosexuals have a place in society
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# aaaaaah
thats john lennon


you fuck
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# You'd better run
and hide your ass!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# i only have a mule
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# cloned
?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# damn!
i always forget.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Oh I dunno
I think some do.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# reinterpret that
:p
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# in the aids clinic
!!!!!!!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:03, archived)
# what about
bisexuals?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)
# or
grannies
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)
# They're less polluting than cars.
And also good exercise.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:05, archived)
# i've got a
skoda
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Have you dear?
That's nice.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# i'd get that seen to
if i were you.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# evey 20,000 miles actually...
its a V.W. really but we don't like to let on.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I'm not surprised
Still, just take the usual precautions and I'm sure you'll be fine.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# doh!
bloody skoda jokes.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:16, archived)
# They show up
on radar.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:20, archived)
# hee hee
that reminded me of my homophobic friend.........heh heh. Nearly got in a fight while travelling. he met up with the gay and lesbian association of america. Hahaha....
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:04, archived)
# i once asked
an american if i could bum a fag

BIIIIGGG mistake

(i only wanted a cigarrete)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:06, archived)
# burn a flag?
anyway
I need a cigarette. my tobacco's off
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:06, archived)
# bum a fag
as in borrow a cigarette
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)
# you were intending
to return it after use?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)
# One of the many items
I wouldn't want returned after being 'borrowed.'
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# a fag
definitely not :E
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:10, archived)
# I agree
sloppy seconds are the worst!

;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I could guess that.
But americans don't like their flags burned either. 100% fact.


besides, in english slang, any word can mean anything. If I want to speak a console, I'd probably get a cigarette.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:08, archived)
# *hands over a cig*
lets go and burn a flag.

"its just like hypnotizing chickens"
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:10, archived)
# yeah
and it sounds a bit like 'willy'.

cheers for the ciggie. I can feel the nicotine flow.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:10, archived)
# really
im more into cow tipping
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:11, archived)
# hear hear
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:11, archived)
# smell smell
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:12, archived)
# i like punching donkeys in the face.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:13, archived)
# who
doesn't?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:14, archived)
# hee hee
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Are you saying you like
fisting in the ass?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)
# no baz
thats just you
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:15, archived)
# heyheyhey
no fistfights aftermidnight

or assfights for that matter...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:16, archived)
# It was a humourous play on words, or "pun".
Let me explain: "fisting" could be taken as an alternative for punching, and "ass" for donkey. Hence we arrive, by a somewhat convoluted route, at "fisting in the ass", which as we all know, has entirely different connotations.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:17, archived)
# im a hardcore donkey puncher.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:19, archived)
# I figured you were
'fisting' your donkey.

(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:26, archived)
# About how much
is polite to tip a cow these days? 15%?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:25, archived)
# ha ha
my friend met up with them at a McDonalds. Apparently one of them wanted to 'see him' in the men's restroom.

He ran out of the McDonalds right into the street. Heh heh...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:07, archived)
# *snort*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# and
whats that got to do with anything?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# That grapes my squildo!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:01, archived)
# anything..
for a bloody knighthood.....i would...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:02, archived)
# its always G aytime
with a capital G

(to be more politically correct, Gaytime has now become men-in-dresses-prancing-around-like-pretty-ladies-time
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)
# thats sir elton john that is!
strewth!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 2:09, archived)