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# Now we're a cult
I think we should extort a wodge of cash from those who wish to join us.
And we shall all wear purple lycra all-over body suits.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:28, archived)
# That'll be nice,
we shall all look dashing.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I prefer the long dark robes
in b3ta colours option. Smart, comfortable, traditional, yet stylish.
We shall walk down the streets like Hare Krishnas, and chant "F5, F5, F5"
Or maybe "I can't fucking hummus"
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Anyone know
how to say that in Latin?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Don't need latin
Just do it to a tune: Joe Cartoon demonstrates
Warning: pop-up hell
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Hummum non facero
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Iway an'tcay uckingfay ummushay
perhaps...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# What do we want?
HUMMUS!

When do we want it?

SOMETIME SOON IF THAT'S AT ALL POSSIBLE!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:27, archived)
# but then we'd look like a cadbury's advert

filmed outside my old office btw
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:32, archived)
# You used to own an office?
Wow! Just think of all the stuff you can do!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Sorry
I meant orifice...
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Is it
wizened?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Puckered,
like a turtles mouth.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:53, archived)
# wizened?
widened?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:54, archived)
# OK
you get your suit first, and we'll follow
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:37, archived)
# I'm already wearing it
just on the inside
(, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 11:49, archived)