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# I'm confused.
Please describe which hand holds the lighter, and which the cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:33, archived)
# you british are
weird.
I've heard cock, willy, jack, johnson, but never before have I heard lighter
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I've heard Michael Jackson's one is
"lighter"
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# With a mole on it.
According to Jordy Chandler.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# .
This one?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:43, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Yes.
And these:

www-nehc.med.navy.mil/hp/images/std_pictures/STD_53.jpg

Not Nice For Work.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# using a bunsen burner
simply put fag in mouth and lean over already lit flame.

....I have not tried this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:34, archived)
# hair can be a problem
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# just
spit it out.

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Eyelashes particularly.
I burnt mine off trying to light a rolly on a windy street once.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# i lit
a cigarette on a bonfire once, resulting in a lack of eyebrows
i had been drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# .
you shouldn't have been drinking eyebrows in the first place. ;-)

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:41, archived)
# you have
haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# no no no


no
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)
# No No No
NO NO there's no limits.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Knowing you
and naked flames, prolly a good idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Cigarette in mouth,
lighter in one hand.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# A charming mental image
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:35, archived)
# You'd have to have really good coordination though.
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:37, archived)
# And if you have sufficient velocity
you risk extinguishing it again.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:39, archived)
# Velocity?
Aim more like ;)
(Amerella, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:40, archived)
# you could light it off the cooker
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:42, archived)
# True. But what about the cigarette?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Who needs cigarettes
when you're having this much fun?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 12 Jun 2003, 12:50, archived)