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# jam is actually made out
of gelatine and compost.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# pah
everbody knows that
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# socks
don't keep your feet warm, they are really animals who live on the detritus they find near your feet.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# smelly, dirty creatures they are
I think they maybe breeding under my bed
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# ...& sometimes they fall out with each other
...which explains why you get odd socks!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# suddenly it all becomes
clear
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# What about earsocks?
Do they live off earwax?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# ew! you know what ear-wax taste like?
they eat your brains, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Of course
I am humbled
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# I am crumbled
served best hot, with ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)
# One night in bankok
makes a grown man crumble.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)
# b3ta: the website with everything but
Yule Brinner
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# jam
is composed of compost?!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)