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[challenge entry] Well, they wouldn't eat Eukanuba for breakfast...


From the If Cats ruled the World challenge. See all 530 entries (closed)

(Marioshi, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:06, archived)
# "X-RAY" VIEWER - I WANT ONE
yumyum
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:07, archived)
# the thing about an X-Ray viewer is actually
it's just a lightbox
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# NOOOOOOO!
stop spoiling all my childhood illusions ;)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# jam is actually made out
of gelatine and compost.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# pah
everbody knows that
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# socks
don't keep your feet warm, they are really animals who live on the detritus they find near your feet.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# smelly, dirty creatures they are
I think they maybe breeding under my bed
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# ...& sometimes they fall out with each other
...which explains why you get odd socks!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# suddenly it all becomes
clear
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# What about earsocks?
Do they live off earwax?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# ew! you know what ear-wax taste like?
they eat your brains, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Of course
I am humbled
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# I am crumbled
served best hot, with ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)
# One night in bankok
makes a grown man crumble.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:42, archived)
# b3ta: the website with everything but
Yule Brinner
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:44, archived)
# jam
is composed of compost?!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Listen to that
Squeak, scrabble and squish!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Snap, crackle,
and that'll be it's neck.
(Teh Other Bob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:09, archived)
# miiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnddddddd
piss
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I need
mindpiss pants
(Teh Other Bob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# is that like
a mind colostomy bag
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:20, archived)
# No, but do I know you?
Are you familar with the school NFGS?
Or have I mixed you up with a different hummus police?
(Teh Other Bob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# ha!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# *cries*
YOU BASTARD, I was 1/2 way through that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Well then
finish the rest of the bowl. You'll feel better after a good meal, Dr. Kitten.
(Teh Other Bob, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Y'know...
the reason it looks rushed is because I was shatting it in case someone would beat me to it!

And sorry!
(Marioshi, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# haha
ain't it a bummer when that happens!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 13 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)