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# i cant cook
bacon i hate eggs cooked by me and sausages that havent been pre mixed with beans arent good enough
(Trator Buzzak, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)
# I can't argue with that!
Have you tried the potatoe fry-up things that come in boxes at Sainsburys?
That didn't make sense!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:08, archived)
# like tiny chips
all stuck together? if so they taste like poo
(Trator Buzzak, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)
# No. More like when you slice and fry-up left over potatoes from the day before.
Quite nice, as I recall.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:12, archived)
# oh well no i havent
i just walked in the kitchen and found my cat eating the leftovers from the tin it got its foot covered in beans
(Trator Buzzak, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)
# Our cat prefers to lick the lids of yoghurt pots.
Chases them all over the kitchen! Whee...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)
# that reminds me i am gunna
go watch the squirrel go weeeeee with his gonads and strife i love that
(Trator Buzzak, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:16, archived)
# "watch the squirrel go weeeeee with his gonads and strife"
On reflection, I'm quite glad I don't understand this.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:19, archived)
# its a song
and video made by a b3tan quite some time ago
when i say video i mean animation
(Trator Buzzak, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)
# Silly me.
pass the hummus...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:25, archived)
# i don't think it was made here
but it was made by these lovely chaps
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)
# chasing cats
Have you tried putting cat biscuits in a small jam jar on its side and watch them work out how to get 'em out? Hours of fun for the inebriated!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)
# Aren't cats supposed to be clever?
Ours belongs to someone else, but likes to live in our house...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)
# that's superb
I'm going to try that.
Just got to get me some small jam jars, some cat biscuits...
..oh, and a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)
# Cat picture
how do I attach a picture of a kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:10, archived)
# Taste like me?
Blimey!
([]DOo []DOo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)
# yeah,
that stuff i amazing with loads of ketchup!
(bhell13, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)
# heinz do a frozen all day breakfast
it's 15 mins in the microwave mindyou, but is a lovely mix of 2 sausage, 2 bacon, mushrooms hashbrown(a bit soggy though) and good ol' heinz baked beans.

with a retail in my local shop of £1.95 (i'm sure tesco would be cheaper) it is a steal. highly recomended.
The song 'hot shot city' is particulary good.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:17, archived)