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[challenge entry] Weapons of Mouse Destruction

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(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:04, archived)
# Die!!!!!!
you cheese eating surrender mouses.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# V Good
indeed.

/BJD
(Fellmeister, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Har!
Top woo for top piccy...

Good afternoon Ms Viper. Shall we do small small talk first, or just get straight down to talking about norks?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# And who says
romance is dead?
(Fellmeister, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:08, archived)
# romance? pah!
norks are fine with me, and my norks are fine themselves : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:12, archived)
# and let's be honest
discussing your norks could never be considered "small talk"
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# And fine things to be obsessed with, norks...
I met a woman with implants over the weekend. Her norks were... weird. She lay down on the lawn, and they stayed the same shape, even in a fairly relaxed bikini. And when she walked, they didn't bobble properly...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# like
whatsername in Police Academy
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Yes indeed,
or that hilarious shot of Jordan meeting and greeting when she was in the last Election and her tits seemed to be made of concrete...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# mine
could never be accused of that level of firmness....
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Which is not a bad thing.
She has to sleep in her bra, apparently, so as not to put undue stretchage on nork skin......
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha....
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:06, archived)
# brilliant i wonder what wooyay is this?
(doktored, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Well done
beerrrilliant - woo yay to you there sah
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Hah.
We bollocksed that one up good and proper!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# did
anyone take a screenshot for posterity?
(doktored, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)
# you
are
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 16 Jun 2003, 13:32, archived)
# "Ach, die, joo 'orrible 'orrible mice"
Well done
(The Convenient Monk, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 7:16, archived)