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# Good one
and nice to see you again Mr R

Please note that I cannot actually see you
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# i can
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# oi mister
i've had a shite cold/flu thing for a week - nose/head is full of phlegm and voice box is raw - can i please be excused from band?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
only if you really want to.

(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# unless
it's not being deadlined for a week or so - have a headfull of snot... sorry to be graphic but it's true.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# its true.
it'll take fucking weeks to wash these walls.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# There's still time and I would like you in on it
loads of people have colds and exams (or a combo) so no rush.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)
# that's good then : )
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# didnt ask me you fucktard!
I'd refuse anyway, on the grounds of being shite.

but its the principal of the thing!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)
# some theivin muthas robbed our office and freatened us with knives and stuff..
and nicked me laptop.. So I've been away!

But now got a new Uber laptop and am back.

I think I sorta like those bastards now, double specially as I get another go in the unmarked police car on wendesday (I was making little "nee naw" noises last time. I think the rozzers thought I was still in shock :)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Kinell
really ?

Shitting eck.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Yep.
The rozzers were ace tho. The turned the "wooo woooo" noise thing and put one of those blue flashy things on the dash and drove realllly fast.

We (they) stopped 5 potential "perps" and fisted frisked them and everthing.

It was ace. Except the robbery. That was bad.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Sounds muchos fun
Robberies, by their very nature, are bad things

(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)
# I know.
But I think that I shall now pretend to be the police at every oppertunity and everything.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# that's a crime in itself you know.
phone the police and tell them you saw somneone impersonating a police officer, they might take you for another car ride.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# even if it was ME
doing the impersonating? We've got a loveley bedroom mirror and I've spent all evening in front of it going "Roight! Yore Nicked!"
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# sorry dude
they don't let paddies in the met. you'd be sussed straight away.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# What what?
My dear chap, thats frightfully uncouth of the MET what what?
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# that's what i said.
bvut thank you lucky stars you're not black, or they'd have kicked the fuck out of you by now.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)