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(ccc, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Definition of kitten:
A small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness

Nice pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Hello BoyT
Who do you know at the Courier?
(ccc, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Heather Styles
she's my cousin!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Teehee.
As a fellow Tunbridge Weller - have you seen the paintings? - they always publish an awful painting by "local artists"

I think it's time that paintings featuring Furtive, Fluffy, The Fear etc appear each week.

Have access to scanner - can scan...
(ccc, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Ahhhaaaaaa!
Jolly jolly good plan - can put the tablet to good use too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:07, archived)
# I would.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 18:54, archived)
# yeah
but you're just not fussy : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 18:56, archived)
# She has a backbone and a pulse...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 18:58, archived)
# but not much
in the way of curves...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Couple of crates of Felix
she'll have norks like Jordan...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I've never seen
Jordan's norks, but I hear about them a lot...
*googles...*
Edit: they're not big!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:01, archived)
# depending on the age of the image you find
she'll either have an A-cup, a C-cup, or an F-cup...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# well
be my bitch and find me an F-cup pic : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:11, archived)
# are they
real? I mean apart from the lack of shark or helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Christ no.
Once upon a time, she looked like this: also nsfw, if anyone was failing to pay attention.

and finally they really do look natural
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:18, archived)
# and still
she's rather unnattractive.

Edit: well, she'd fail the pencil test!

thanks for filling this gap in my education Dr Phil : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:21, archived)
# And mine
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Loads here - under "J"
www.robbscelebs.co.uk/oops_index.htm
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Actually, can I change that to
Roberta Pedon?
60s porn star
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:03, archived)
# ooooooooh!
very nice! very impressive figure (and totally natural too, which is an added bonus)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Tell me about it.
Among the best tits ever, hers.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:10, archived)
# NSWF link
clicky for a tribute site to her breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Seen it.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I like that -
and as enigmatic as the original.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 18:55, archived)