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[challenge entry] Prolly done by now....


From the International Smoking Day challenge. See all 485 entries (closed)

(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:10, archived)
# rocks of..
crack???
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# even more effective for weight-loss I believe
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:12, archived)
# actually i've had a lot of trouble with rocks,
i overheard someone talking about bleeding blood from a stone, naturally, as a vampire, i wanted to try it out for myself..

3 years later, no luck yet...
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Has that....
thing, got a moustache?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:11, archived)
# yes and side burns
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Probably.
It's unlikely to be a dirty sanchez.

*edit - I mean, how the fuck would you reach 'round it?
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Unless it was an auto-sanchez.
To make people think she was getting some.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Whats
a Dirty Sanchez, apart from a TV programme?

Awww lookit the innocence :p
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:16, archived)
# When someone sticks their finger up your arse
and smears the shit across your top lip. I think they're supposed to be indulging in some rear action at the time.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:18, archived)
# it's the hight of rommance
in some circles
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I don't know whether to larf
or *boik*

Of course- there are far worse things....
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# looky
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# A delightful sexual habit,
whereby the guy at the back sticks his finger up his partner's ringpiece and then wipes a 'shit-moustache', if you like, across the victim's top lip.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:19, archived)
# the word you were looking for wasn't victim it was
Beneficiary
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Oh yeah!
Dammit! No wonder I always get fingered at Scrabble.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Goodness.
Interesting rules you have round your way.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# that would require someone to be involved in sexual practices
with her, which sounds unlikely.
(, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 16:15, archived)