yesthey could be made of lead. The landlord could issue them to proper drunk people who have trouble standing.
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Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:29,
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I wanta pair of boots with hooks on the bottom and a ceiling with loops on so I can walk upside down like a fly.
I hate Mondays.
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Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:42,
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I hate Mondays.
Sounds like you want a pairof my special boots made from heliums.
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crab_bloke),
Mon 14 Jan 2002, 5:55,
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your bootsmade from heliums? Are gas boots possible, don't they just disperse into the atmosfear?
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Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:08,
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Notif you know what your doing, not just anyone can make them you know. It takes a special skill and years of training.
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Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:14,
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and special glueit's all to do with the special glue if you want to make things out of heliums.
( crab_bloke),
Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:16,
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do youuse a hot glue gun? Hot glue gun is the most useful of all the glues.
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Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:27,
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I like uhu gluebecause it sounds nice, but i usually dye it blue.
( crab_bloke),
Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:30,
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Not as satisfying aswriting on the sole of a slipper with a Biro.
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Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:41,
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You like copydex because it smells curiousI'm worried about you. Copydex smells of monkey spank though
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Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:43,
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I like the wayit goes all sticky on your fingers.
Copydex that is.
(Copydex that is.
Wifey,
Mon 14 Jan 2002, 6:51,
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I remember using copydexto simulate horrible gory wounds when I was a kid- pucker the skin, glue it with copydex, apply liberal quantities of fake blood, et voila.
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Mon 14 Jan 2002, 7:07,
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