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# Bump bump bump...
...did you ever ride a wump?
We have a wump with just one hump,
But we know a man called Mr Gump.
Mr Gump has a seven hump wump.
So if you like to go bump bump,
Just jump on the hump of the wump of Gump.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:40, archived)
# poetry.
pah.

freestyle is the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:41, archived)
# I would...
...argue that Dr Suess isn't poetry, but I would probably be beaten up by half the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:43, archived)
# it's doggerel
but a particularly genius and highly-skilled form of it.

[edit] What I really like is that by all reports he didn't like children much. He really was the coolest.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:44, archived)
# you heard of
ogden nash?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:45, archived)
# A cow...
...is of the bovine ilk.
At one end moo, the other milk.

Him?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:46, archived)
# yep
legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I too...
...am a fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:49, archived)
# I have,
yes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:48, archived)
# it makes me happy,
and that's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:48, archived)
# why would you argue
such a thing? and how?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:44, archived)
# he would not argue such a thing
he would not argue it right now
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:46, archived)
# What she said...
...below ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:46, archived)
# argue it
I'm not a great Dr Suess fan but don't understand how it's not poerty...it's some form of rhyming verse at least
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 2 Jul 2003, 22:45, archived)