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[challenge entry] The record for balancing no hands kittens whilst blind drunk stands at...

...two. Look, I know that's shit, but you try it after ingesting a tankerful of booze. It's harder than it looks. Thinking about what I recollect from that night, this should have been an entry for International Smoking Day as well.
Nice geranium.

From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
loon
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# nice
wrist action.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Thank you
It's all about genetics, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# you do a look a bit...y'know.
nice idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# your a brave brave man
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# Brave?
Or terminally stupid?
Some days I can barely tell the difference....
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:37, archived)
# its the same thing isn't it?
how it works out decides on what ya call it
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:39, archived)
# In that case
I can't remember what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# ha!
weirdo.
(martian, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:34, archived)
# actually those hands
remind me of that geezer...
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Ah. The one with the kittens on his hands?
That'd be me.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Give the man a...
load more beer!

Takes skill that does.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# You're trying to kill me, right?
God knows I couldn't have taken much more.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Sat 5 Jul 2003, 23:05, archived)
# hmmm
Well im ashamed.... people say i look like him
(Ajtag, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Ah, but...
It's hardly your fault, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)