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# Oh Noooooo
Dalai Loomer

(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:10, archived)
# My mate met the Llama
This is what she said in her email.
True, did drink tea with Dalai Lama, that was after he made us wear red strips of cloth around our foreheads and a lotus leaf on our heads - he was laughing quite a lot, not surprising really.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:14, archived)
# That sounds very cool
I'd love to meet the llama. He must be a very interesting bloke (I hope he can control his defensive spitting reflex in polite company though).
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:19, archived)
# It sounded
really funny. He was doing some sort of teaching/tea drinking thing that anyone could go to. He sounds mad as a bike.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:24, archived)
# he would be i suppose
i love the story about the monks trekking around tibet and china looking for the reincarnation of the old lama, and the tests to see if he can remember objects and stuff. marvellous. I wish I believed in all that stuff.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:35, archived)
# I like watching
those fighting monks, who do all sorts of unlikely things with thier bodies. They're very cool.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:41, archived)
# Surely
the Church doesn't allow that?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:50, archived)
# Have you never seen
Archbishop of Canterbury George Carey doing his special move (involving a chainsaw) against Desmond Tutu?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:55, archived)
# Of course,
how could I forget. And Derek Nimmo's part in Enter the Dragon was a show-stopper if I recall.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:01, archived)
# Are you talking about
The Shaolin Kung-fu monks?
They do lots of cool stuff like fighting with really big poles whilst pretending to be drunk, headflips and pushing cars along with a spear, but with the sharp end resting on their throats and their hands tied behind their backs. Very cool.
They're on eurosport quite a lot so you should keep your eyes out for them if you've never seen it before.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:23, archived)
# That's the boys
I love them, but they are very scary to watch. They need the"don't try this at home" thing a lot...
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:31, archived)
# Not again!
Dalai Lumber (jack)

(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:14, archived)
# OK then,
how about the Dali Lama?
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:20, archived)
# Ahah..
a whole new league of sophistication. bravo.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:23, archived)
# really pushing it now..
Dhaley Lama

(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:27, archived)
# you think YOU'RE pushing it?
dalai lemsip

(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:42, archived)
# even worse
Dal Eye Limpet

(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:01, archived)
# AAARRGGHHH!!!
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 11:04, archived)
# Dali Loner
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:19, archived)
# But wait!
llamas in pyjamas!

(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:28, archived)
# There's
got to be a game in that somewhere.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2002, 10:40, archived)