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# do you realise
how huge 100% kitten would have to be for that to be a pint? she'd be 12 feet tall.
and she isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Don't have a go at me,
I never said it was a pint glass, I was just discussing rum and coke.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# But wouldn't it be strangely excellent,
if she was 12 feet tall?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Actually
I'm quite happy for people to think I'm 12 feet tall
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)
# don't let them
forget that you've got lasers for eyes either...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# oh.
did I say isn't?

I meant is.

she is twelve feet tall.

yep.

makes a kebap look like a little... thingy... a smaller thing that isn't as big as a kebap but has like, stuff in it. not a cracker, maybe a pocket pizza, but that's such a wanky thing I can't bear mentioning it- shit, I guess I just did.

anyway, huuuge girl.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# kebap?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# kabob?
how do I know how you freaks spell it?
it's turkish for chrissakes!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# kebab.
Or elephant-leg-meat.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# oh
I wondered if you were talking about a new special snack that I hadn't heard of before.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)