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# Naked Sunday B3ta for the 100% household
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:47, archived)
# bloody
hell!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# That's..so..disturbing.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# she looks like
shes about to spit that pint all over him
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Pint?
It looks like rum+coke.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:52, archived)
# do you
not drink rum and coke in pints?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)
# I drink my rum and coke,
as a double, in a standard glass, with a double vodka poured in.

When I can afford it, which isn't that often.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# See
That's what I meant - in a regular glass.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# You can drink it by the pint,
but normally it just ends up being weaker than it would be in a small glass, unless you put about 5 shots of rum in it.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# rum and coke
is best drunk by the pint!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)
# It doesn't even look like a pint glass to me!
/never been in a pub before.

FORGIVE MY INNOCENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# hehe!
me neither actually. But I reckon a pint glass would be better, even if that isn't one!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# never?
how can this be?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:14, archived)
# I seem to recall
that it was vodka, for the record
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# But it was still coke + *
So thar.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Nobody even considered
that it could just be an innocent glass of coke...
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# get real
that's kitten you're talking about!
"just coke" pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
#
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# The birthday bash place,
do we know how expensive the place is? Being unemployed, poor and underage, I'd like to check ahead...
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:10, archived)
# its only 10 mins from my house
but im too damn lazy to check
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:13, archived)
# not been there
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:43, archived)
# um
disturbing! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Hmmm
Supermoore and I were there for naked Sunday once, it was very restrained.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# ...
meaning of course that there was no nakedness whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# GR££DY.
?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:02, archived)
# No
it filters them out for some reason. I'll have to complain (beg) to Cal.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# It looks so natural.
She's even spitting out her drink at something funny.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:50, archived)
# how very odd
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)
# hahahahah!
the look of concentration!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:51, archived)
# that's a very good
likeness of our flat this afternoon, I'm slightly disturbed, are you outside my house?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:53, archived)
# i'm no more than 500 yards away.
with an x-ray telescope. probably.
no really i am (for those who may not know i live a couple of streets away from them), but the xray telescope is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# infra red
is much better
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Michael Barrymoore used to use them
to find 'hotspots'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# not if you've got a
bone fetish!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)
# oooer
BROWSERS ON, TROUSERS OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:54, archived)
# OH MY GOD!!!
she's about to spit cuba libre all over that 12" powerbook!!!!
NOoooOOOOOooOooOoOOooooo!!!!
*dives like Kevin Costner in Bodyguard*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Ah,
so you think Rum & Coke as well.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)
# YES
/not the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:56, archived)
# do you realise
how huge 100% kitten would have to be for that to be a pint? she'd be 12 feet tall.
and she isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Don't have a go at me,
I never said it was a pint glass, I was just discussing rum and coke.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:59, archived)
# But wouldn't it be strangely excellent,
if she was 12 feet tall?
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Actually
I'm quite happy for people to think I'm 12 feet tall
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:01, archived)
# don't let them
forget that you've got lasers for eyes either...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:03, archived)
# oh.
did I say isn't?

I meant is.

she is twelve feet tall.

yep.

makes a kebap look like a little... thingy... a smaller thing that isn't as big as a kebap but has like, stuff in it. not a cracker, maybe a pocket pizza, but that's such a wanky thing I can't bear mentioning it- shit, I guess I just did.

anyway, huuuge girl.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:05, archived)
# kebap?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:06, archived)
# kabob?
how do I know how you freaks spell it?
it's turkish for chrissakes!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# kebab.
Or elephant-leg-meat.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:08, archived)
# oh
I wondered if you were talking about a new special snack that I hadn't heard of before.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 18:58, archived)
# rather
odd
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:00, archived)
# You knew it was cuming...
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Tch,
he was getting away with it up until now.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 19:09, archived)