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# wooo the hen night!!
did you have a good one?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:47, archived)
# hen nights are great fun
:D
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:47, archived)
# i wouldn't know :P


i am guessing no one got you a stripper :)
i would kill anyone who did that.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# well.
i wasn't the only man on feorag's hen night.

the condition was we had to come in drag :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# the worst I got
was a tiara and a fairy wand. I managed to "lose" both quite quickly, too. Also, I now own my own bodyweight in Sanctuary bath products 'cos they got me loads as a pressie.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:52, archived)
# how lush :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I wish
I could win my own bodyweight in Vodka...that would rule*


*because I'm a fat bastard
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)
# it wasn't bad.
Nothing terrible happened, thank God. Except all my sisters, at the end of the night, dancing wildly with their boobs falling out of their clothes while my mates and I just stood back and watched in horror.

They were much, much drunker than me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# ooooops
i mistook dr tef for you there - sorry.

sisters.. family, can't live with them, can't kill them etc
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# with hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
# yes.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:52, archived)
# And your wife will be?
:)

w...well, you are called Phil for a reason....right?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
# you're my wife now,
Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I wish this was
a legal document:)



I'd sue you for calling me dave:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)
# har har! you always have brilliant tales of your sisters
woo to your hen night!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)