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# ahahahaha
took a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:15, archived)
# good thing you saw it
before you started eating...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:16, archived)
# would have been a nice treat
i don't do salad
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:17, archived)
# no, me neither.
but sliced cucumber and hummus... mmm.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:18, archived)
#
whowhat do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:18, archived)
# lol
.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:19, archived)
# food wise
i'm 90% carnivore.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:19, archived)
#
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# don't drink
don't smoke...

/lies
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:19, archived)
# or laugh.
you do do herbal baths, though.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# I
only have a shower
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:24, archived)
# cover the plughole with
your scrotum.
takes a while to fill up though.


(not your scrotum)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:25, archived)
# you'd
be surprised...

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:29, archived)
# what is a
sa lad? I've never heard of them before.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:18, archived)
# it's a
afrikaan boy?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:20, archived)
# you can make some nice salads
i an do a lovley greek slald with warmed homemade burger balls coated in breadcrumbs and baked.
Served with a nice yogurt and cucmenber dressing.


i'm not gay really. :0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:21, archived)
# if you were gay
you'd have served it with quiche...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:22, archived)
# heh
"Waitress!"
"yes sir?"
"I fancy a quickie!"
[SLAP]
"hmmm, or is it pronounced quiche..."

-Tim Vine
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 3:25, archived)