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# nohands is dead*
so is the goatse guy** *FACT*

*i'm probably lying
**apperently he's either dead or faked death
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# goatse guy is dead???
no way?!

*opens bottle of champagne*

Edit: have anyone ever thought that he might be registered on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# who knows
story here NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)
# I have no idea
what you've just linked to, but for the sake of my sanity there's no way I'm clicking that link.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# bit of info
about goatse guy/his deadness,
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Alleged deadness.
Like Elvis, he will live on in the hearts of millions.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# it
is actually some info. on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# dear christ.
the horror of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I've occasionally wondered
who's looked hard enough at it to determine if it's real or not?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# me
repeatedly.

i'm sure it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Someone,
Beardo, I think, claimed on Friday that it's actually a hermaphrodite, but I don't have the stomach to really look hard at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# disproved
really. REALLY. REALLY. NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Phwoaaaaar!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# That
is very interesting *carrots hit screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# dear god no
I gather he is/was some circus performer or something.

The thought that I may have shaken one of those hands... urrggh.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Nohands was facing away
on the cover of the latest B3ta album, which lends some credence to the death theory.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)