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# Look what I found on my bed

useless info: this is my first no hands post
(radical k Maker of stuff, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:26, archived)
# I'd check your sheets thoroughly
before you get into bed tonight. :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# is
he mashing in a No Hands poo there then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# 'lo sir
Looking forward to Saturday now! Promises to be much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# indeed
it does !
Have we agreed to start at Fab?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# It looks that way
I'm picking Lora up from the station at 5ish, so we'll be around from then if anyone's out and about earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I'll be about.
I'll probably meet you at the station when Lora turns up?

edit - I'm going to have a bit of an afternoon wander around the city centre I think
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# coolio
one of us will let you know what's happening.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# splendid.
OOoh I'm all excited. And the birthday bash is only a week later too. Yaaay! I guess you can still do that? I saw you saying can't do the day after...
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# yup, I shall be there
but will have to restrain myself slightly. Long trek to the lakes the following day.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:53, archived)
# check
m3ss3ng3r , someone was asking about going for a pizza first
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# food?
are you quite, quite mad?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# wasn't
me guvnor !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# considering
that Not Called Dave is recommending Babylon, I think he may well be! :OP
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Eating's Cheating
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# yay!
it does indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# yay !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# what have you done in his bed then?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# shh!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I did not have a sexual relationship with that kitten!
*FACT*
(radical k Maker of stuff, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I guess everyone has to use him once or twice
but don't go making a habit of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:27, archived)
# No, no, make lots
Nohands is the very substance of B3ta!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:30, archived)
# but he's worked very hard for us
then left us for a career in TV.
Coming back here, is like bitter ex-soap stars having to go back to Eastenders after 5 years 'resting'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# We should be grateful
that he still remembers his roots.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I just noticed...
nohands has no tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:31, archived)
# he has
he straps it to his back for safety reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)
# that doesnt make any sence
ok it does
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# And he does have hands
Why isn't he called Notail?
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# what cat do you know that has hands?
it should be paws!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:35, archived)
# nohands is dead*
so is the goatse guy** *FACT*

*i'm probably lying
**apperently he's either dead or faked death
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:33, archived)
# goatse guy is dead???
no way?!

*opens bottle of champagne*

Edit: have anyone ever thought that he might be registered on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# who knows
story here NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:36, archived)
# I have no idea
what you've just linked to, but for the sake of my sanity there's no way I'm clicking that link.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:39, archived)
# bit of info
about goatse guy/his deadness,
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Alleged deadness.
Like Elvis, he will live on in the hearts of millions.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:43, archived)
# it
is actually some info. on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# dear christ.
the horror of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# I've occasionally wondered
who's looked hard enough at it to determine if it's real or not?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# me
repeatedly.

i'm sure it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Someone,
Beardo, I think, claimed on Friday that it's actually a hermaphrodite, but I don't have the stomach to really look hard at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:40, archived)
# disproved
really. REALLY. REALLY. NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Phwoaaaaar!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:46, archived)
# That
is very interesting *carrots hit screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# dear god no
I gather he is/was some circus performer or something.

The thought that I may have shaken one of those hands... urrggh.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Nohands was facing away
on the cover of the latest B3ta album, which lends some credence to the death theory.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:45, archived)
# wrong sort of angle
methinks anyway. it's hidden behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha!
Well done. Made me smile, anyway.
(Britpoptart, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 10:32, archived)