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# R.I.P.


Guess I am going straight to hell for this one...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:10, archived)
# don't worry
you won't be alone.

Nicely done, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# took a second get it
shall I call the lift?
(internalprimate, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:11, archived)
# I met Ladan at the Progeria Meet in Florida last year.
I couldn't see her sister. I think she was hiding under the table. Ladan wanted to be a lawyer.

Ladan was disguising the fact by drinking from the punch bowl at table level.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:12, archived)
# lo
they both completed law school apparently.

they did actually seperate them, they died afterwards[/pedant]
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Yeah
apparently only one of them wanted to do it, and the other one felt obliged to tag along...
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# how did they do their exams though
surely it would be difficult not to cheat, by looking over the others shoulder, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I don't know about exams.
Ladan said that her sister always tried to cop off with her boyfriends.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I saw them last year.
The other one was drunk and kept swearing.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# there were some
russian siamese twins, one of who became an alcoholic so the other was always pissed too

100% factadiddlydoo
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# if one had a drink
would the other feel the efects?
(Leroy_slade, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Heh.
Nicely done. Although I'm afriad you were beaten to it today. How come none of the newspapers had the headline: "World isn't surprised as two women die in very dangerous operation. Millions of people didn't mourn the deaths of two people they didn't know." ?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Thought I mighta been
First time in here all week... It's no fun when you're not being paid to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:14, archived)
# what a
choice to haev to make tho.
and talk about unlucky - being born with your head stuck to your sister.
I think that's why a lot of people are going Boo Nay over it, out of empathy.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I dunno
I find it hard to empathise with someone who has someone else stuck to their head... It's just too difficult to imagine what it'd be like... Though if my brother was stuck to my head it'd be a goddam pain in the arse... Especially if his forehead was glued to the back of my head... eugh.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:20, archived)
# well that's it really
you go "what if that was me" and shudder and you're empathising.

(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# just like the fact that
every hour of every day the same amount of children die from starvation as the number of people who died when the WTC was destroyed.
Let's start a war about that.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:19, archived)
# aye
reminds me of when Janet Street Porter dissed all the publicity nicecupofteaandasitdown.com has been getting because there are more important things in the world than biscuits (or words to that effect)

There are more important things in the world than everything. No reason why we should stop lamenting one thing in order to focus on another tho. We need to sort it all out, lament everything, cry a lot, then find a superhero to make it all ok again.
WE NEED BUFFY!
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# must resist urge to tell joke...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:15, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)
# I have only just realised after seeing three of these.....
....that it is in reference to siamese twins. I had assumed it was in reference to loose women being burried in Y shaped coffins! DOH!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 11:24, archived)