Tickle
them.
Edit: Or show them a willy.
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Amerella,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27,
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No offence, Boab,
but why have the BBC asked you this?
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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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Who knew
old scottish men were the fount of all comedy?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34,
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they found my all info about comedy site - that's all.
plus of course I am an authority on all things comedic. If it doesn't make me laugh - it's not funny. That's the law.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36,
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nb.
this does not work with women.
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martian,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36,
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Oh it is.
Have you seen his willy? It's shaped like an amusing vegetable.
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Baz Fuck off,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46,
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Cut a whole in your pocket and put your hand through your fly and shake hands with them.
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!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49,
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