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I've just been contacted by some chap at the BBC asking for my top 10 tips on how to make people laugh. I've heard you chaps are amusing. Gwan, give us a tip.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27,
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Tickle
them. Edit: Or show them a willy.
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Amerella ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27,
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No offence, Boab,
but why have the BBC asked you this?
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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty! ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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Who knew
old scottish men were the fount of all comedy?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34,
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they found my all info about comedy site - that's all.
plus of course I am an authority on all things comedic. If it doesn't make me laugh - it's not funny. That's the law.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36,
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tickle them with your willy
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spacefish bong! ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34,
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tickle their willy with your willy
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martian ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35,
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nb.
this does not work with women.
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martian ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36,
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Nor is it
funny.
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Amerella ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:45,
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Oh it is.
Have you seen his willy? It's shaped like an amusing vegetable.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:46,
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Cut a whole in your pocket and put your hand through your fly and shake hands with them.
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!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:49,
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Stick your cock in their
ear.
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Baz Fuck off ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27,
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Hang on.
*drops trousers* Ta daaa!!
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:27,
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whats that?
looks like a penis... only smaller...
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28,
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funny,
that`s exactly what I said to your ma last night
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31,
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blimey
a necrophiliac. Who likes fat birds to...
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32,
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I
like `em to be built for comfort, not for speed "Yeeeeeeee-hhhaaaaawwwwwww!"
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32,
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Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
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?! ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35,
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yes
ta ;-)
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Reckless_Rik ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41,
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31,
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awww...
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32,
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34,
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*shove*
*snigger* [edit] do a helicoptor imression with your willy
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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like! ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28,
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or open your flies...
pull yer wotsit out, turn your pockets inside out and shout WOOLLY MAMMOTH (works for me)
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well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31,
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Wooly mammoth with thalidomide
more like
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sick_boy ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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I can see
how you earned your name. I thought *I* was bad.
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well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:36,
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show them your face
works for me
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28,
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dawn
syndrome makes me laugh
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Reverend Dan ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28,
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you are sick
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30,
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down syndrome anyways
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31,
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he's
on about Dawn Syndrome the b3tan
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Tedmus ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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i'm not
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35,
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she is very funny
but I reckon Derek sounds like the natural comedian
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Pootle ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31,
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or Sue Drawbridge
hahaha
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lemonhead ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32,
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sue pollard
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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I don't trust Derek
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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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he has
undescended testicles
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Reverend Dan ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35,
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rape their kids then blame it on their spouse/lover
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lemony ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28,
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shove it up yer arse
that usually makes me larf
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Mond ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28,
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the Stick joke
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:28,
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No no no no no
But I still laugh every time.....
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sick_boy ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30,
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or...
the cheese joke. No one ever gets it first time round.
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well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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Cheese Joke?
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35,
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q) what kind of cheese does not belong to you?
a) Nacho Cheese. The fish joke is better though : q) What do you call a fish with no eyes.... a) Fsh. /edit PLEASE do not make me explain it. They are not funny in the first place.
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well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:37,
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?
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sick_boy ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:38,
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try saying it in a
mr t voice
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Reverend Dan ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41,
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okaaaay....
nacho = not yo' Fish with no 'i's = fsh. *grabs coat*
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well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:41,
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WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like! ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29,
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this is funny
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Mond ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29,
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what about
this?
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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that's funny but
it's lacking the word wank
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Mond ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34,
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*runs across image naked*
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:35,
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give them a copy of this
The BBC should love it
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beaubodor blogless ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29,
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tell them a joke
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thebear is thebear ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29,
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Get naked
or threaten their family till they do it.
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sick_boy ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29,
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Make them watch
Monty Python
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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know. ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:29,
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do the same thing
again and again and again and again and again and again and again
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30,
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haha
Touche.
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30,
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tell them to
searc for "weapons of mass destruction" on google and then hit "i'm feeling lucky" it's hilarious Especially when there were 10 emails exhorting me to do just that this morning. I pissed myself.
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butchbint ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30,
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you truly are a master of comedy
*bows* *cough* mistress
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Mond ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31,
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never seen that
and only yesterday someone told me of a similar thing execpt you put in French Military Victories
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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like! ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32,
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Nitrous oxide.
(seriously, though? Make the punchline come completely out of the blue - the joke should be completely unexpected to work.)
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?! ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30,
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I started to try to think of something helpful to say
then remembered I'm rarely all that funny
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Pootle ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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ooh ooh...
this one worked for me: find a copy of the vietnam war photo of the kids running from a napalm attack. photoshop out the soldiers and photoshop the fear in the background, so it looks like they're running from it. works every time, i tell ya.
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kerouac ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:30,
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you get diagrams of pregnant ladies
unless that was just a typo
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Pootle ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34,
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pull my finger...
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Barkotron_the_Magnificent ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:31,
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hahaha
that still gets a smile.
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Razor What the fuck - a sig? ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:33,
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..
1 Channel 5 2 Channel 4 3 ITV 4 ITV2 5 Sky 6 QVC 7 E4 8 CNN 9 FTN 10 UK Living
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beaubodor blogless ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:32,
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alex horne is doing a show at edinburgh this year
called "making fish laugh". i saw a preview of it, it's all about the ten things that make babies laugh. it's very good.
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martian ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:34,
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top hats,
maybe a pipe too.
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rogan ,
Wed 9 Jul 2003, 15:44,
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