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# Don't worry.
Beards are fucking shit. No-one looks good in a beard. Apart from Brian Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)
# this is why i am clean-shaven
but can't be arsed to shave too often...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Personally
I still wash, even if I don't shave for a few days - I hate having a dirty beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:23, archived)
# i wash every day.
are you saying you don't wash every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# i think he is.
filthy ijon.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)
# i bet he doesn't wash his hands
after he goes to the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)
# it's the funniest thing in the world
if you're walking out of the men's toilets behind someone, to point at him behind his back, and mouth the words, "didn't wash his hands" at his mates...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# I had the scariest experience of my life
in the men's toilets in a pub in Canterbury, because I washed my hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Someone once told me
that 65% of men don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.

I thought it was 100%
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Depends
what you mean by "filthy"?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)