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# Fucking pediatricians
Burn the lot of 'em

/portsmouth
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:21, archived)
# How did you know he lived there?
You must be physic.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:22, archived)
# she can see through walls as well
walls ice creams that is
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I torched his house
last night, I can still hear the screams
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Were you wearing your leggings?
Many of the ladies in Portsmouth wear leggings and have their hair up in a scrunchie. Sue Drawbridge says they have big pie-faces.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I was, I have lots of leggings
I especially like it when they go saggy at the arse and knees. I was also wearing my complete collection of gold hoops from top jewellery artiste Elizabeth Duke.
Sue Drawbidge is going to get her face kicked in if she ever gets to Fratton.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Do you wear leggings too?
On our estate, we call them 'mumblers'.

The lips move, but no words come out.

I don't get it.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I don't wear leggings,
although I have been known to wear khaki shorts, sandals and knee high socks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# SO stylish...
actually just thinking about that makes me hot...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i thought you lived in an institution?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I do.
It's on the Estate, behind the carpet warehouse.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I love it when she acts all tough
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# you make me
want to rub my thighs
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)
# If you suffer from cellulite...
...you should rub your thighs with salad cream.

Then put woolly stockings over it and sleep in them overnight.

It works for all my clients.
(Dawn Syndrome, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)